Tawny Weber

Oooooh, the inspiration!

Filed under: Entertainment, Fun Stuff — March 31, 2008 @ 12:20 am

I love it!!! I mean, Johnny Depp always makes ME think of sex… talk about a killer campaign idea!

Trojan condoms have offered Johnny Depp $10 million to be the “face” of their company. The Daily Star reports that they want Johnny to star in TV commercials for their Magnum range. Johnny has long been an advocate of safe sex eduction, so the company feels this is a perfect “fit.” They also want Johnny to help with their anti-AIDS campaign. Trojan plans to send free condoms to third world countries.

Trojan has reportedly thrown around the tagline, “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.” Boo! It should be, “If if it’s big enough for Johnny, it’s big enough for you.”

A source close to Johnny claims he’s interested, “He’s very interested and he’s trying to figure out if he can fit it in.” Oh, it will only take a few seconds, Johnny. I’ll gladly help out in seeing if it fits. We can take pre-measurements using my mouth. It’s more accurate than a standard ruler.

This is a splendid idea. Johnny should also take part in a how-to video showing us all the correct way to put on a condom. Of course I know how, but I want to see it done the “Depp way.”
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I have no clue if this is true or not, but what a great idea.

Now, Johnny is my personal fave hunk. But who might YOU choose to be your Condom-Man?

4 Comments »

  1. virna:

    As long as we’re talking fantasy guys–Viggo Mortenson. The guy is 50 and incredible enough to fight the bad guys naked in “Eastern Promises.”

  2. Tawnymwr:

    Oooh, Virna. I think Viggo and I think Aragorn. Hubba hubba. I haven’t seen Eastern Promises though - sounds hot, huh?

  3. Edie:

    OMG! Love this! I’d pay money to see that commercial. ;)

    My choice is Gerard Butler. I didn’t need to think twice about it.

  4. Tawnymwr:

    LOL Edie, you and me both!!! I mean, I love me some Johnny and that would be one helluva fun commercial *g*

    And I know so many gals who would jump on the Gerry bandwagon with you…

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